Learnin' the ropes

Don't get too excited. I'm funny about every third day. My husband said last night that on the scale of 1 to 10, i'm about a 7. I might have rounded up. Once, we were driving in a parking lot in Nashville, and I saw a busted ole' car that has a few tires and doors missing, not to mention an awesome paint job, and was positioned up on a jack. And i said, "Look, that car is all jacked up!" I thought that was pretty funny. Still, I can't base my humor on stories I can count on my finger.